What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[2crazyflockers]

seriously mom!?!? This is why my name is MC chicken? Not cool!

 

[chicken4prez]

J-J-J-Jamie? Is t-t-t-that y-y-y-you?

 

[chicken4prez]

Capiton?

 

[chicken4prez]

Capiton?

 

[NickyKnack]

Cannibal!

(Good one. If I could also go along with that train of thought. ) I like my chicken patty meal with a fine Chianti and fava beans. Why yes, my name is Hannibal. Why do you ask?

 

[NickyKnack]

Capiton?

Hold very, very still. I'm just a concrete chicken. Nothing out of place here. I just look like the lost chicken you came in here looking for. Besides, it's raining too hard to put said concrete chicken outside.

 

[guineapeeps]

"EAT MOR BEEEEF!" (Like the 'eat mor chikin' cowz from chick-fil-a).

 

[guineapeeps]

Can you believe the nerve of those humans? I've seen them gathered around a fire inside, while here we sit in the frozen tundra! How rude!