What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

What are these two little ducklings thinking?

What do you mean we have to wait an hour after eating before we can swim?

 

[Lisa Wood]

What are these two little ducklings thinking?

Susan Chick: " Hey Larry, are we allowed to have all this grass here? Were did you get it?" Larry: "Oh man, its this new stuff just planted on the back 40. Dont do too much at once! Its really rich and if you stand up too fast you can hear this buzz and fall out." Susan Chick: " Its the best grass Ive ever had, I just dont wanna get arrested if we get caught eating it!" Larry chick: " Good Lord Susan, you get so paranoid every time you take a little bite of grass! I told you, I think eating Blue grass is now legal in SC."

 

[Gargoyle]

Salad Bar by Gargoyle. For when only the best will do.

I took a scrap chunk of limestone, drilled a 1" diameter hole about 1-1/2" deep; cut off a piece of broomstick about 4 or 5" long. I then stick a bunch of clover or other plants in the hole, jamb in the broomstick like a stopper, and it's a salad bar. I'll find (or take) a better photo later, but here's a different view.

 

[theoldchick]

I took a scrap chunk of limestone, drilled a 1" diameter hole about 1-1/2" deep; cut off a piece of broomstick about 4 or 5" long. I then stick a bunch of clover or other plants in the hole, jamb in the broomstick like a stopper, and it's a salad bar. I'll find (or take) a better photo later, but here's a different view.

Look! Our stone carver made an edible bouquet for us!

 

[Athaid]

I took a scrap chunk of limestone, drilled a 1" diameter hole about 1-1/2" deep; cut off a piece of broomstick about 4 or 5" long. I then stick a bunch of clover or other plants in the hole, jamb in the broomstick like a stopper, and it's a salad bar. I'll find (or take) a better photo later, but here's a different view.

"So what..? Am I supposed to be impressed?"

 

[Lisa Wood]

What chickens are these? They are lovely.

 

[Athaid]

Sussex I think.

 

[Gargoyle]

What chickens are these? They are lovely.

Columbian Wyandotte, but most of them aren't true to standard. Mossy and Pancho have too much black edging in their feathers, but they and Terooha (the roo) do have the proper rose comb. Tessa, Goldie and Pancho have the correct feathering, but they have single combs, not rose combs. Wyandottes have a "U" posture, defined by the high tail and head, and a deep "U" to the back.

I hope this image from Mypetchicken displays, it's closer to standard:

 

[Ballerina Bird]

"So what..? Am I supposed to be impressed?"

OMG, this whole sequence was both hilarious (comments) and impressive (handcrafted chicken salad station).

 

[puffin13]

This ramp is too steep. Would you install an elevator for me please?