Spotted duck: I keep TELLING you, the game is duck duck goose! We only have ducks, so we can't play! White duck: But you KNOW and I KNOW where the geese are kept! Two pens over! If we can get Mom to agree to turn us loose during the day and free range, then we can play! Spotted duck: OK, but I wanna learn to play "Don't squak, escape the hawk", first!