What is this chicken thinking?

[HenHugs]

'Sunlight! No!!!'

 

[ticketism]

'... So you're telling me I can poop wherever I like, even on you, and you'll just clean it up? And bring me food and water whenever I want? What's the catch? There's gotta be a trick...'

 

[ticketism]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[Cheep N Peep]

"...and Francine pulls ahead, wow, look at her go! Losing the Christmas padding this May has really given her an edge over the others, waddya think?"

"Yes, Fred, I think we have us a champion for the Semi-Annual Spry as a Spring Chicken Races. Yesiree."

 

[Garjzla]

You think I can't eat this in one bite?? Alright, let's bet on it.