What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

Echo 1? Roger that! Target has been acquired. Aiming as we speak and in 3, 2, 1! Juice her!

 

[NickyKnack]

(Hen with neck stretched into bucket) "Wait! Is that...? I don't have my glasses on, but is that a frog?" (Hen also looking in bucket) "I believe so. Good thing we didn't drink, I here the pee in their water, among other things." (Hen drinking ) "Oh, this water tastes so good!"

 

[cathy d]

 

[ticketism]

"Aaaahhhhh... Sunshine, on my shoulders, makes me happy! Now where's that waiter with my mojito?"

 

[theoldchick]

This is just the best thread - I loved ALL the captions you guys put on my last photo. I came across another cute one so it's got to go on here.

MOM! The hay is touching me again!

 

[NickyKnack]

(Black &white chick)
"Is he up there again?"

(Brown chick)
"Yep! We get that vulture every time we play dead!"

 

[kikiruru]

Attention!

5 more minutes please

 

[kikiruru]

Attention ... NO slackers allowed

 

[kikiruru]

One of these days just you wait and see I'm gonna be bigger than you

 

[Faraday40]

I don't get it. Why do dogs do this all the time?