What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

(sitting chickens) Should we be worried about that hanging bucket up there...is it going to fall down from there?
(standing chicken) Oh no...don't be worried about it...I hung it up there myself!
(sitting chickens) We are SO outta here!

 

[NickyKnack]

How to tell when you take your barbecue very seriously. It's when you eat the meat to the bone and lick off all the sauce.

 

[NickyKnack]

"Five packs of Hubba Bubba and I still can't blow bubble!"

 

[Athaid]

"Uh no..ahem.. I don't know where jerry is.."

 

[Athaid]

You can't stay still for two minutes while I take the photo?! And you wonder why the family album is so empty.

 

[Athaid]

"Ah! Oh god, that's Sandra. Don't let her see me."

 

[Athaid]

I think my cat's an alien. But what is she thinking?

Bet you can't guess where my front legs are.

 

[puffin13]

I asked for a cracker and I get this whatever-it-is thing. I am NOT happy!

 

[puffin13]

That peanut butter sure sticks to the roof of my mouth.

 

[kikiruru]

This is just the best thread - I loved ALL the captions you guys put on my last photo. I came across another cute one so it's got to go on here.

mommy where are you