What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[User395221]

(Cue Dean Martin)
Gimme a little kiss, will ya huh?

 

[FlyWheel]

"You know, if you were to invest in a real nose trimmer this would go a whole lot quicker!"

 

[guineapeeps]

"Do your wattles hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your wattles hang low?"

 

[smithbleaufarm]

"Quick, let's get out if here before ma sees we ate the cat food"

 

[Faraday40]

I am so beautiful, I should be made Queen.

Look how my subjects bow before me!

 

[guineapeeps]

"Bow to your partner. Bow to the hen. Now promenade and do it again. Swing your partner round and round. Now do-si-do and scratch the ground!"

 

[Gargoyle]

Mabel! OMG, I'm so sorry, I don't know how I'll ever make it up to you.