What is this chicken thinking?

[Chicken Girl1]

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature sliegh, and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

'Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now......now where are the rest of my reindeer?'

 

[guineapeeps]

"Dashing through the yard, In an old red wooden sleigh Pulled by fake reindeer Oh what a terrible day! The other chickens laugh, They don't care a bit! They don't know what it's like To go through all this! Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all they way! It's no fun to have to ride In this old wooden sleigh! Edited by staff.

 

[Yowza Wowza]

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What is this chicken thinking?

 

[User395221]

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Spock! spock-spock-spock
Spock! spock-spock-spock

 

[Ballerina Bird]

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Which way to Ten Forward?

 

[theoldchick]

Santa's Inspector Number Nine: She'll work all day and even provide you with breakfast.

 

[theoldchick]

All right girls! All together now! One....two....three.....POOP!

 

[theoldchick]

What is Ashes the silkie thinking?

You will regret this day....

 

[theoldchick]

Cinderella, eat your heart out!

 

[theoldchick]

A horrified Chekov realized there had been a transporter malfunction.

Worf: Captain, what is that?

Captain Picard: Dinner.