What is this chicken thinking?

1401D712-BBFC-4947-ABC5-C70226D4051D.jpeg

“Cock-a-doodle-do!”

197B9CB4-3650-44F6-A6E6-6AB325D1DDD9.jpeg

“Wait...no...that’s not right!”

60FE1D94-4683-4F0D-BA26-865494B08113.jpeg

“I think I better sit down and figure this out. Am I a chicken? No. A duck? No. A turkey? No.”

496371D6-9A33-4BAC-8B80-7482067BFB52.jpeg

“Am I a quail? Yes! That’s it! I’m a quail!” Ok, I’ve got this whole thing figured out now!”

5DA48A03-2526-4800-82B0-B95FD93F7DC6.jpeg

“This time I better warm up first. Do-Ra-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do!”

B63DD74B-D6C1-4087-9F96-1D1EDA6A529E.jpeg

“Ya’ll ready for this? Well, hold on to your hat! It’s going to be huge! It’s going to be epic! It’s going to blow your mind!”

2E1D6E26-27C7-44E3-9997-A938BC51C0AF.jpeg

“Squeak-chirp, squeak-chirp,squeak-chirp!”
 
Chicken Quarantine Diaries:

View attachment 2200727
Day 98 of the quarantine: Another day which I find to be a meaningless repeat of the day before. I constantly patrol the fence line looking for a breach In the perimeter so I can escape to freedom. I see the humans wearing masks which I believe is to keep me from seeing the smug looks on their faces, knowing I am subject to their every whim.


View attachment 2200738
Day 118 of quarantine: I find myself becoming paranoid. I overhear the humans discussing thighs and drumsticks and I am convinced that they are planning an all expense paid vacation to the Frying Pan Resort for me. I must escape before I am invited to (be) dinner,



quarantine life in the coop there is nothing to do

top: I am sooo bored

bottom: still bored
 

New posts New threads Active threads

Back
Top Bottom