What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

Caption...

top photo: I am going to find a way out of here

bottom photo: what are you looking at

 

[Faraday40]

 

[guineapeeps]

Chicken Quarantine Diaries:

Day 98 of the quarantine: Another day which I find to be a meaningless repeat of the day before. I constantly patrol the fence line looking for a breach In the perimeter so I can escape to freedom. I see the humans wearing masks which I believe is to keep me from seeing the smug looks on their faces, knowing I am subject to their every whim.

Day 118 of quarantine: I find myself becoming paranoid. I overhear the humans discussing thighs and drumsticks and I am convinced that they are planning an all expense paid vacation to the Frying Pan Resort for me. I must escape before I am invited to (be) dinner,

 

[guineapeeps]

“Dye your feathers pink, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.”

 

[3KillerBs]

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I always like to be fashion forward.

 

[Gargoyle]

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Somebody is going to pay for this...

 

[Gargoyle]

What is Crema thinking?

 

[3KillerBs]

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What is Crema thinking?

No one is looking. I take all the greens and eat them in my secret place.

 

[kikiruru]

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L'oreal because I'm worth it

(an old commercial)

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Beane, the rescued male coturnix quail, is very weird. What is he thinking?