What is this chicken thinking?

[scratch'n'peck]

 

[K-12 Chickens]

 

[scratch'n'peck]

This roost is the perfect stealth bomber position under this yellow patch of awning. No one will notice me until... SPLAT...MUHAHAHASQUAWK!

 

[theoldchick]

Does this awning make my legs look fat?

 

[TwoCrows]

It sure would be nice if the human would spring for another nest box. Geeez!!
or
Hilda, why did you have to have SO many babies! Do you think we can keep them all warm??

 

[TwoCrows]

Hear Ye...Hear Ye...I am calling this meeting to order! From now on, this roost bar is all mine! ALL MINE I tell you!!

 

[CinnamonQueen]

(directly above)
(Are these chicks?)

I knew I should have called in the rooster... These chicks need protection from the camera.

 

[theoldchick]

You gotta problem with us sharing?

 

[cluckcluckluke]

FOR BELGIUM, UNITE!!!!

 

[cluckcluckluke]

Lucinda: Get out of this nest Mary.
Mary: I don't think so girl, you get out.
Lucinda: No you get out!!
Mary: YOU!!
Lucinda: No, YOU!