What is this chicken thinking?

[Reurra]

This is Big Black Hen filling in for Little Red Hen....Is this thing on? *cough cough*...Oh it is...Im live?!

*Harrumph*

This is Big Black Hen filling in for Little Red Hen here on KBRN. It seems that we have a gathering of ladies preparing for the Feast of Worms annual gorge out. Who can eat the fasted and the most worms in 10 seconds?!

Also, What is the Farmer stuffing his pillow with?! Find out here, only on KBRN!

 

[RedneckGurl]

See Hilda? See how high I can kick? I KNOW I could be a Radio City Rockette if they would just allow me to audition! This is species discrimination of the worst sort.

 

[LibRat]

 

[TwoCrows]

Gosh...I sure wish we had a bedit installed around here! What IS a hen supposed to do?

 

[theoldchick]

This is Big Black Hen filling in for Little Red Hen....Is this thing on? *cough cough*...Oh it is...Im live?!

*Harrumph*

This is Big Black Hen filling in for Little Red Hen here on KBRN. It seems that we have a gathering of ladies preparing for the Feast of Worms annual gorge out. Who can eat the fasted and the most worms in 10 seconds?!

Also, What is the Farmer stuffing his pillow with?! Find out here, only on KBRN!

 

[theoldchick]

Don't expect us to plump this pillow with our feathers.

 

[Reurra]

One hundred sixty eight, one hundred sixty nine...

We are counting our feathers to make sure we have them all!

 

[K-12 Chickens]

 

[StephieSky]

Chicken 1: Oh my god! I can't take you anywhere! Now sit still and try to look as much like a chicken as possible. Not to be mean but this whole "OH MY GOD ITS A HAWK!!!" thing is getting on my last nerve, girlfriend. You really need to consider getting your feathers dyed.
Chicken 2: Oh, really? So its all MY fault? Let me tell you a little thing or two about YOU, girlfriend!

 

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