What is this chicken thinking?

[Reurra]

Its a long drink to get to the worm, but Im up to the challenge!!

 

[chicken farmer]

This isnt a quote but were these girls once battery hens?

 

[Nutcase]

Quote: No, they're Red Sex Links which I bought as day-old chicks. They were basically being 'mass-produced'. Although I personally prefer Australorps, we decided to get these and they're good, tame girls. They've got a better life in our backyard than in an egg farm.

 

[3chickchicks]

This water is most definitly NOT the Fiji bottled water I requested. Check my list! It clearly states "Fiji bottled water and no other substitutes" at the top. No where does it say this safeway trash is acceptable.
What?! It's...tap water? You got this straight from a garden hose? Oh my gosh. *coughing, gagging* My feathers will be ruined! *cough, gag* Ew, are those water spot? *skreeeech* Ohmigod I can not LIVE in such CONDITIONS!! My eggs! My beautiful eggs! They might have waterspots!!! Henry!!! Heeeennnrrrryyyyy!!! Catch me, I'm going to faint!

 

[Nutcase]

 

[loveourbirds]

im getting older, does the comb-over look work for me?

peak a boo - now give me some mealworms

do you have a purse to match? i need a place to put my eggs.

what? no purse?? we need to get in that car and go get one.

do you realize how hard we work to make these?, then you go and dump them!!!

 

[Hollibee1982]

 

[loveourbirds]

ha ha, you cant get me. my bed has a headboard, im their favorite!!!

now be a good dog, and go tell them im hungry!

edited to add:
it could also be: when they pick up what comes out of your butt, they frown... the smile when they pick up what comes out of mine.

 

[Nutcase]

Sit, boy. Sit! Ugh. Why humans keep these pests I will never know.

 

[theoldchick]

Dog: When are the next treats gonna be made? When? When? When?