What is this chicken thinking?

[BuffOrps123]

Lol haha, the cockerels name is freckle

 

[MsChickenMomma]

What are (from left to right) Lilly, Daffodil, Sunni, and Amber thinking?

 

[BuffOrps123]

Lilly, Daffodil, and Sunni-- hey Amber, face the camera!
Amber--- but I'm camera shy!

 

[scratch'n'peck]

What are (from left to right) Lilly, Daffodil, Sunni, and Amber thinking?

Lilly: Miss bossy pants, alpha hen here deserves to be in this cage.

Daffodil: It servers her right for chasing us from the food and pecking our combs all the time. Let's really rub it in by perching over her.

Sunni: Let's make sure no one lets her out of the cage until she has learned her lesson.

Amber: I don't know if I should get involved in all this hen drama. Miss bossy pants is a vengeful hen. I can just imaging the peck she will give me when she comes back to the coop.

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

(He was just sleeping...)





I think this ones name was gary...




A Salmon Faverolles. (None of these birds was mine, I saw them at my local County Fair this past August.. I just love how cute the last one is tho!!)

 

[MsChickenMomma]

Lilly: Miss bossy pants, alpha hen here deserves to be in this cage.

Daffodil: It servers her right for chasing us from the food and pecking our combs all the time.  Let's really rub it in by perching over her.

Sunni:  Let's make sure no one lets her out of the cage until she has learned her lesson.

Amber:  I don't know if I should get involved in all this hen drama.  Miss bossy pants is a vengeful hen.  I can just imaging the peck she will give me when she comes back to the coop.

What's funny about this is that Shelby, (the hen who looks like she is in the cage) is actually very bossy when it comes to the little ones.

 

[Reurra]

Welcome to Chalazae Acres, the Coop for Mentally Insane Poultry....

Here, at Chalazae, we have created an environment for the "special" poultry that is not fit for normal coop society. We pride ourselves at providing a stimulating, safe environment for our patrons.

Take Hank, the Narcoleptic Turkey. For years he suffered passing out in the mashed potatoes during Thanksgiving Dinner. Now, he is kept in an calm, sleep friendly environment, far away from any mashed dinner courses....

"ZzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz....bebebebebe......snerk...bebebebebbee..potatoooooo....."






Here we have Einstein. He suffers from delusions of being a famous rhinestone country singer. In this case, he believes he is Dolly Parton. He was not born this way....no, he was a brilliant chemist before the coop door accident. For many months, the Farmer would be woken to strains of "9-5" Unfortunately, Einstein was not aware that it was 9am-5pm, not 9pm to 5am! But now, here at Chalazae, he can enjoy yodeling and warbling to himself all night long, out of earshot of the Farmer, much to Farmer's relief.

"They just uuuse your mind
And they never give you credit
It`s enouuugh to driiive you
Crazy if you let it "






Here we have a darker case. Be carefu!!, Dont get too close....This is Hannibal. Just last night he was muttering something about Foie Gras. He was not always so sinister. It all started when the Farmer's son thought it would be funny to introduce him to the wonderful world of KFC. Now you see the result of such a careless decision!

"Mmmmm...look at the drumsticks on this one!!" *licks bill hungrily*






Moving on to a more pleasant subject. This is Eeyore. She suffers from manic depression. Her decline from normal society came when she discovered she is not a Las Vegas Show Girl. I tall happened when she was mistaken for a duster by the Farmer's hen. Since that fateful day, she has done nothing but mope around the barnyard with an obsessed notion she has to clean everything....even the coop. But now, here at Chalazae, she can peacefully live out her days, dusting the padded floors.





And finally, we have the encourageable Hillary. She is one of our most pleasant residents, such a giving soul!! She thinks she is Santa Clause....or God...I cant remember, which one has the snow white beard?

"Hohohohoho!!! Have you been a good little Farmer this year?!"

Ah yes...Chris Kringle it is...



Now that you have viewed the wonderful and caring environment that is Chalazae Acres, lets hope you never have reason to come here!

 

[theoldchick]

I

Bro, you gotta cigarette?

 

[Gargoyle]

Bro, you gotta cigarette?

I always love your comments in this thread.

 

[theoldchick]

I always love your comments in this thread.

Thanks!