What is this chicken thinking?

[3chickchicks]

As advised by his new image coach, Sunny wore his comb slicked back as opposed to his trademark mohawk. He also swapped his customary greeting of "Duuuuuude" for a more professional, "Good day ma'am" in order to "score wit da ladies".

 

[3chickchicks]

Dave: "Don't mess with me, seriously."
Pat: "Don't mess with me cause I'm," *makes face* "crrraaaazzzyy and I get up in your face!"

 

[theoldchick]

 

[fishnet1971]

Do I look like Madonna??? Or Gaga???

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on left) Tillie, I am so sorry....I wasn't talking about you when you heard me talking about a "big bustle". Honestly!
(hen on right) Henrietta, you hurt my feelings...now I am leaving.

 

[Reurra]

Quote:

 

[Peep-Chicken]

Lol. Mocha bottom cockerel. Marian, top pullet.

This is my pic, i know. I have a caption tho:
"Mocha! Your doing it wrong!" Mochas then like "Uh Marian, this doesn't seem right..."

 

[theoldchick]

Lol. Mocha bottom cockerel. Marian, top pullet.

Mocha: Girl, if you don't get off my tail your are gonna wish I was wearing a diaper.

 

[theoldchick]

Who you calling an windbag?

 

[BinaryChicken]

Not a picture for captions, but this had me rolling!!!!

(listen to the chicken in the background in each scene)

The things LG come up with! XD