What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

Do you think they make glasses like that in my size? I love my mommy so much, I want to look just like her!!
Or,
WWWWOOOOWWWWW! I can see myself in your eyes!! You must REALLY love me!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(chicken on left) I have more hay in my box then you do.
(chicken on right) Do not!
(chicken on left) Do too!
(chicken on right) Do NOT!
(chicken on left) I can lay an egg faster than you can.
(chicken on right) Can not!
(chicken on left) Can TOO!
And that concludes the next episode of "As The Egg Turns"
(heard in the background) Do NOT! Do TOO! Can TOO! Can NOT!

 

[narwhal master]

hen on the left: "i am tired of talking through the crack in the wood!
hen on the right: what we really need is a good pair of walkie talkies.

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[TwoCrows]

Harold....I don't think this is how the "chicky chicky wah wah" is done.

 

[chicken farmer]

(hen)''I understand you being protected and all but can't I get a little room to lay my egg?''

 

[Reurra]

Can we get a stool here? Weency cant get to the food.

 

[Reurra]

Nope, that wasnt an egg...for the last time, YOU ARE A ROOSTER!!

 

[theoldchick]

Rooster: Don't worry I practiced this is Lamaze class. You breathe and I push.

 

[LibRat]

Pigpen got his nails did LOL