What is this chicken thinking?

[roxyanddutches]

 

[Suzie]

Hey Mom...check this look on my face....I am not amused....! I am dressed like a court jester...stop clowning around and give me my real Christmas outfit....where is "Bird's" outfit ???? I wanna see him dressed up.....!

 

[Suzie]

What are these chickens thinking?

Looking for our Christmas presents....has Santa been yet???? Anyone found the clown shoes and mealworms we asked for...?

 

[theoldchick]

What do you mean Santa Claus went on break?

 

[theoldchick]

What is Rainy thinking?

Dang, late for breakfast again.

 

[Reurra]

Merry Nope-mas and Happy Nope Year.....Nope.

 

[Reurra]

Originally Posted by theoldchick



Polly wanted a cracker...Not a firecracker!!

Whoa!!

These buffalo wings are HOT!!!......what do you mean, buffalos dont have wings....

Nonsense, they wouldnt call them buffalo wings for nothing!!

Now get me some water before I spontaneously combust!

 

[theoldchick]

Yo, Santa, I'm here to replace Rudolph.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm too cute to be a cockerel.

 

[One Chick Two]

After recent recessionary cutbacks to Santa's Tiny Flying Reindeer Sleigh Team, a few temporarily holiday replacements, Roodolph and Nipper, were secretly brought in to replace Rudolph and Blitzen while the Union hammered out their demands for sweet treat allotments during the holidays. Santa hoped no one would notice how short the new guys were.



What are Roodolph and Nipper thinking?