What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

(rooster on the left) Talk to the tail dude!

 

[K-12 Chickens]

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen) Don't even THINK about eating this fallen birdseed squirrel....I am the ONLY one around here allowed to raid the wild bird feeders!!!

 

[TwoCrows]

OR,
That's it squirrel....team work! You shimmy up the pole to shake down the bird seed, and I eat it!!

 

[DuckRaiser]

Hen: Whaaat? You are eating the chicken scratch??? HOW DARE YOU!!!!
squirrel: Yes, it's food and I already ate all the bird seed.
Hen again: OH MY HECK!!!!

 

[theoldchick]

Don't you flap that tail at me, Squirrel. My ancestors ate your ancestors for breakfast, lunch and supper.

 

[chicksurreal]

Hen - "Oh, no you DIDN'T"!

Squirrel - 'Whatever! Talk to the tail!"

 

[Henrietta2]

"I just left you another warm tasty treat in the kitchen under the table. Hurry up and get before mom steps on it and does the Cursing Duck dance again."

 

[craftiekids]

So tired of sitting on everybody else's Eggs!

 

[craftiekids]

What is this chicken thinking....

Poor Stella after that Hideous Perm Accident!