What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

I don't care what you say, I ain't your father!

 

[craftiekids]

"zzzzz, Lord Vader, zzz, Come in Lord Vader" "zzz, Clone number C-4725, I've subdued the giant that killed my co-pilot, zzz, Ready for the Death Starr to pick me up. zzz" "unfortunately no sign of the Princess or her Rebel Alliance!"

Gladys the Chicken says, "Look Sweetie, Woody will be back anytime with Buzz and they can take you back to Andy's room. You'll like Buzz LightYear, he's a "Space Man" too."

 

[chicksurreal]

I know these aren't chickens and the picture kind of sucks (I didn't want to get too close), but a pair of birds built their nest under our back porch eaves this spring and this is the result. Three baby birds. They've been there for a few weeks now and today one of the babies decided to hop out of the nest. lt almost gave me a heart attack. I don't think they are ready to fly just yet.


What are they thinking?

 

[chicksurreal]

I don't care what you say, I ain't your father!

 

[Mah1Mah1]

HAHA! I made it!!! Behold, the first chick to conquer the nesting box!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Teila]

I know these aren't chickens and the picture kind of sucks (I didn't want to get too close), but a pair of birds built their nest under our back porch eaves this spring and this is the result. Three baby birds. They've been there for a few weeks now and today one of the babies decided to hop out of the nest. lt almost gave me a heart attack. I don't think they are ready to fly just yet.


What are they thinking?

"Quick, hide! Mum reckons the hooman might start charging us rent!"

 

[Teila]

Chicken: "Hey, I saw what Hans Solo did to the Tauntaun to keep Luke warm .. no way I going to let you ride on my back until I fall down!"

 

[Reurra]

Oh look!....its a minion!!

Who would leave such a perfectly good minion laying about?!

Yes, you shall be my minion, and I shall call you Larry!

You, Minion Larry, shall sally forth and conquer the coop yard with swift and devastating efficiency, in my name!....Which is Bluebelle!

And they shall fear us and lavish treats upon us and we shall be known as Bluebelle and Larry, Coop Gods!!!

Now go get your brother out of the bushes behind me and snap to it!

 

[ChickyChickens]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SOO FUNNYY

 

[Gargoyle]

Mamma Mia, spaghetti con aglio ed olio. Ci vuole un buon vino bianco.