What is this chicken thinking?

[troy4]

 

[troy4]

 

[troy4]

 

[cheeka]

 

[troy4]

Top one (Lol its like lady and the tramp moment)Anyway

Hey its mines!

Bottom one(Gossiping olol)Did you hear about that,were having a new chicken.
What! Seriously is it a girl.Joey the rooster asks

 

[theoldchick]

My stump! declares the rooster.

Keep it up and your nickname is going to be Stumpy, warns the matriarch of the flock.

 

[theoldchick]

Now hold still! I'll give this string a good yank and your retained egg tooth will pop right off!

 

[theoldchick]

That's the last time I stick my head in the corn mash.

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

"Cilantro at last! Oh wait...."

 

[DuckRaiser]

*Singing* Caught in a landslide! Escape from reality!