What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

What is she thinking?

"Great! I blinked. Let's try that again."

 

[Sylviaanne]

HOWA BOUT THESE?

"Wait, what's that on your leg? Oh, dear, you need a shave."


"What do you want now?"


"But everyone loves Phyllis Diller's hair. What's wrong with mine?"

"If Elvis could wear a pompadour, so can I!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking....

"This wedding gown is soooo heavy! I'm just exhausted hauling it around."

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Of course, I'm going to poop in her hair. I just need to get on top of her head."

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is Oscar thinking?

"I'll pluck my feathers for your nest."

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Child, I wish you would wash your hands."

"Lights! Sound! Action! What are my lines? What are my lines?!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

what are my White Leghorns thinking? What are they doing? AND where is she GOING?

"Bertha, you keep doing that and your head is going to get stuck!" "Mmf, mmf, mmf!" "Hahahaha! Oh, my gosh, you ARE stuck!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is Stan thinking?

"I could have sworn there was a piece of bread right here."

 

[Sylviaanne]

I know what the boy is thinking. How about the chick?

"Wait until he goes to take his shirt off. He won't like the gifts I gave him down the back of it. Hehehe."

 

[Sylviaanne]

WHOOSH!
"Did you see that?!!" "What was it?" "Dunno, went fast though." "Maybe it was a dragonfly. Let's go look for it."