What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Darling, I'm sorry, you are just not our kind. They are not going to allow you into the Country Club.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yoga time

Phew! I'm all sweaty. Ok, time for a shower.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Actually, no, it's not hot. It has all these hole in it and the air flows through very nicely.

 

[Sylviaanne]

If I wanted to walk, I wouldn't have humans to carry me around. Do you think I got this fat from exercising?!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Only Royalty is allowed up here!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oh, my Gosh!!! Some one stole my place on the perch! Get down! Get down now!

 

[City farm]

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Hey, I'm trying to sleep!! Do you really have to have the camera going now?? You're crazy! Don't make me come up there and turn it off!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Did you know cinder block walls are cool to lay next to?

 

[JensChickies]

Caption?

"The egg comes out of where?!!?! "