What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Hello, good looking! Want me to dance for you?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Joe

By holding my comb upright I can add 3 inches to my height.

 

[Sylviaanne]

My Barred Plymouth Rock, Rain.

Ohhhh, if you were a bug, I'd bite you so hard!

 

[Sylviaanne]

It's not fair that I have to stay in this thing if I want to be in the house.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Wait! Wait! I'll get back on my towel but the dog got into the trash!

 

[Sylviaanne]

That darned cat!!! The next time he shreds my feathers, I'm gonna shred his ears!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Honestly, I don't know how the under side of my breast got dirty!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Sir, the Old English Game roo, flap jumping from his pop door.

Must...flap...harder...

 

[Sylviaanne]

Quack! Quack!
What are you....
Shh, just quack!

 

[Sylviaanne]

oreo striking a pose

See how far back I can stretch without falling over? I am very flexible.