What is this chicken thinking?

[Teila]

 

[City farm]

I'm really a falcon in a chickens body!

Chicken on the botom.. Oh, NO!! Not you again!! Chicken on the top... Listen here, you better stay to the right.. The "SLOW LANE" Or I will run you over, this is just a warning

 

[City farm]

"seriously, take a pitcher, it wil last longer"

 

[City farm]

I'm really a falcon in a chickens body!

Also, what breed of chicken???

 

[City farm]

I do not understand roosters. They just seem to have their heads on backwards.

I've got a itch RIGHT here??

 

[Teila]

 

[cheeka]

You had to go an mow the grass
Didn't you?
You had to go and toss the mash
Didn't you?
You didn't think about how we felt
Did you?
So you didn't find an egg this morning
Did you?
And now you stepped in a pile of chicken poop
Didn't you?
I hope you learned your lesson
Did you?

oh my word! you have me laughing so hard! as did the caption about the receding hairline... poor Silkie Mama had grown in a gorgeous new poofy crest and the other broody plucked them out... I'm sure the chicks contributed as well... but at least she can see...

I love this photo. I'm stumped for a caption because it's quarter of 2 in the morning and I am sleep typing.

Quote: chick on top is EE, maybe OE... time will tell... the chick underneath is a bantam Silkie mix cockerel. Egg laid by Miss Bossy Silkie in the photo and diatribe above. I don't know who the sire is for the bantam, could be D'Uccle, or RIR...but he's feathering in beautifully. the sire for the EE pullet is the Big Daddy in my other photo, gorgeous Ameracuana x Marsh Daisy rooster, but I don't know who the egg donor was... lol, I took the eggs from a community nest shared by BO, BR, WR and NHR hens.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

What is my young F1 Project pullet thinking? Hint: Cock was giving her the lustful eye.

Sorry, can't come out. I just washed my hair!

 

[theoldchick]

Touch this chick and die!

 

[theoldchick]

Dang! These eggs are heavier than me!