What is this chicken thinking?

[3chickchicks]

You want cream? I'll give you cream. Just give me a moment while I turn around.

I'm not impressed, human. This is a vanilla latte and not the triple venti soy milk skinny half sweet with foam and caramel drizzle caramel macchiatto I ordered. Go back and get it right this time. It's not complicated.

 

[3chickchicks]

What is Mossy thinking?

You too can have an entire body of gorgeous fluffy feathers by joining the Feather Club for Hens. My name is Mossy and I'm president of the Feather Club for Hens. We have treated thousands of hens suffering from grotesque feather picking and molt. And If you call now, we'll also provide you with a free subscription of "Pruning Now" magazine which shows you the many different ways to take care of your new beautiful feathers with information about things like advanced dust bathing techniques.
You can have feathers glossy and as full as mine, covering your entire body just like mine. Remember, I'm not only the the Feather Club president... I'm also a client.

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

What about these guys?

 

[lightchick]

(white/tanish chicken) I always seem to stick out when I'm around my brothers and sisters! Maybe I'm adopted.
(chicken on the right of white chicken) You WILL be adopted if you don't just move over! Right now your blinding me!

Everyone pose for the family picture!

 

[Gargoyle]

You too can have an entire body of gorgeous fluffy feathers by joining the Feather Club for Hens. My name is Mossy and I'm president of the Feather Club for Hens. We have treated thousands of hens suffering from grotesque feather picking and molt. And If you call now, we'll also provide you with a free subscription of "Pruning Now" magazine which shows you the many different ways to take care of your new beautiful feathers with information about things like advanced dust bathing techniques.
You can have feathers glossy and as full as mine, covering your entire body just like mine. Remember, I'm not only the the Feather Club president... I'm also a client.

Very funny. This was mossy before she bought the Feather Club and became president.

 

[ShinShien]

Aunt Betty tastes delicious!

If memory serves, it was Uncle Bertie

 

[theoldchick]

 

[Gargoyle]

We've got the color scheme down, Halloween, here we come!

 

[Pinkaboo]

Who asked you shorty

 

[chicksurreal]