What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Don't even think about it! I'm all feathers, no meat!

 

[Sylviaanne]

My GLW as a chick…obviously after dinner.

No, I don't want a kiss. You have onion breath!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What are you doing in here? Let's get out before someone catches us!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hen in left lower corner: Now, listen class because tonight you will be doing this by yourselves. First, step up on the brick. Second, give a little jump and flap your wings and in you go. GEORGE! GEORGE, are you listening?

 

[Sylviaanne]

No, I don't want a warm salad. Who ever heard of eating hot greens?

 

[Sylviaanne]

I'm going to stretch out my wings and take a nap in this nice warm sunshine. Hmmmmm.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Why is she wading in our drinking water? Does she think we like chicken flavored water?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oh no... I must not waste anymore time watching chicken videos on youtube. So to keep me from clicking on the next video in line, I posted the funniest one here. So what is this roo thinking?

THIS COTTON PICKIN' HUMAN!! Who told him how to hold a chicken? He was shaking so hard I almost fell and then he threw me down on my head. Good thing my buddy Bob was near. I'd have beaten that other human's legs until they were black and blue!

 

[theoldchick]

What is Mossy thinking?

You better be from housekeeping

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yes, Mommy?