What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Wait for it....Wait for it.....NO! I'm not gonna raise my hackles!
What did you think I was going to do?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Corn! I LOVE corn!! Including the cob! Yumyumyum!

 

[Sylviaanne]

You are the apple of my eye.

 

[Sylviaanne]

You got up, I got your spot! You can't have it back, you didn't say, "Place saved!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

I wish someone would rake this grass, it's impossible to find worms in all this.

 

[Sylviaanne]

I can't decide if I want to fall asleep or poop.

 

[Sylviaanne]

When I said, "You go that way and I'll go this." I really didn't think we would meet in the middle.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Mom, your slip is showing.

What happened to the picture?

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this BCM chick thinking?

Sorry, my tux is at the cleaners. I just couldn't get it in time.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Duck of a different color? No, I look just like my mom, it's my siblings that are different.