What is this chicken thinking?

[sunflour]

You know as soon as you give up the broody thing, they'll let you out of jail… I know 'cause I was in there last week.

 

[sunflour]

Let me go!!! Help nails!

Red, not red, she knows I cannot resist red!

 

[chikkenfriend]

Ohhhh!  This feels good!

Crazy birds only jump up there when the ac comes on! They jump off when it shuts down. They're such Goonies!

 

[Sylviaanne]

M.m.m.my b.b.b.b.e.e.ak is is is ch.ch.ch.chat.tat.tatering!
M.m.m.m.i.i.ne t.t.t.t.tooo!
I.I.I lo.o.ove th.th.th.this f.f.f.footttt ma.ma.massaggggge!

 

[sunflour]

Don't y'all love pedicure day?

 

[sunflour]

Hey mom, are you sure this is the bus stop?

 

[TwoCrows]

(overly protective momma) You are NOT allowed to cross this road until you are 10 years old....do you understand me?!

 

[Frindizzle]

Yes, dear, just ignore the handsome rooster over there, now come and peck, I said Ignore him!!!

 

[theoldchick]

Gobbler's Air-conditioning Service. Professional repair 7 days a week 24 hours a day. Closed on Thanksgiving.

 

[Frindizzle]

Do you see me or hear me? Hello? Hello?