What is this chicken thinking?

[earlyredrooster]

Please caption this turkey.

Hey, what's up with the weighing and measuring? Mom said I needed to diet but this is ridiculous.

 

[TwoCrows]

Hephaestus and Elvira - It's true love... What are they thinking?

(rooster) Honey, I swear...I did NOT look at the neighbors hens!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

 

[TherryChicken]

look ma, I float!

 

[BantamLover55]

LIFEGUARD! I swam into the deep end!

 

[Frindizzle]

I AM smiling! Can't you see?

 

[Suzie]

Yay!....I just got my water wings.....see ya later...I'm off adventuring now......

 

[lightchick]

What is my new chicken thinking? She's 12 weeks and I got her today!

 

[TwoCrows]

This swimming is so scary it makes the fuzz on the back of my neck stand up!

 

[sunflour]

Hey mom, these new flippers work very well!