What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[NickyKnack]

Oh, I do hope that rooster notices how my cleavage is artfully peeping out of my feathers. But then, he never really notice all the highlights I had put in my head feathers. Clueless male! Making me be so obvious! I'm so tacky. What's the total now? Nine hens! All fighting over that one sorry rooster.

I should be on Jerry Springer!!! Beautiful hen! Love her coloration. She is absolutely stunning.

 

[Malibu99]

"Sorry, I'm a hipster chicken. I only eat gluten free, organic, non-gmo bread."

 

[Kelsie2290]

Dude, we were supposed to meet for lunch yesterday, you forgot to take travel time into account didn't you.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Larry, it's your turn to be wingman! I saw that pretty pullet first!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Where's the rest of the sandwich? Bet you eat the middle out of the Oreo Cookies to!

 

[Kelsie2290]

How about this picture, do you think standing in the shadow makes me look slimmer?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Now where did I hide that nest, was trying so hard to be sure the humans couldn't find it, I don't remember where I put it either!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Hold it right there Corine, your shadow is perfect, don't want to get my comb sunburned!