What is this chicken thinking?

[chiklee]

what do you think I look like ? a goose down pillow !!!!!!!!!! Get off me you lazy thing.!!!!

 

[Indiana feather]

Now that I have your attention I just wanted to ask what in the world was that treat you gave us this afternoon? We want mealworms , grapes,bananas, cherry tomatoes and the like... are you taking notes?

 

[kacklinghen]

What can she be saying?

 

[theoldchick]

What can she be saying?

Listen here, pup, you can eat my poop but not my eggs. I catch you in the coop again and you will be crossing the road.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Hello boys and girls, it's Howdy Doody time, chicken version!

 

[ChickyChickens]

I can't talk right now....my mom always told me not to talk with my mouth full....

LOL...........

 

[ChickyChickens]

I haven't been on here for a while and now that I am back here are sooo many funny posts to catch up

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Are you the new Livestock Guardian dog? Let me show you around the place. I'll watch over you for a few months, than you can start guarding me.

 

[peepacheep]

What can she be saying?

Now that we have the pecking order straight you are welcome to clean up the poop in the yard. Just don't lick the people afterward.

 

[BantamLover55]

Hi! My name is Henrietta and I will be your cab driver today... What? You were expecting a human driver? Chicken drivers are all the rage this month!