What is this chicken thinking?

[Mountain Peeps]

Come on mom! Feed me, play with, teach me! MOM!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I think I hatched from the wrong egg!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Why yes I am an Owl Egger!

 

[theoldchick]

Mom, when are the others going to hatch? When? When? When?

 

[theoldchick]

Why, yes, I am related to Wolverine.

 

[Mountain Peeps]

 

[theoldchick]

MOM! He's looking at me again! Make him stop!

 

[sunflour]

How did you fit thru that tiny hole?

 

[silly4buttons]

...

[COLOR=005CB1] [/COLOR] (Hen on left says to middle hen) How's the egg coming? (Hen on right says at the same time to middle hen) So Jake the brahma was like "so you wanna go get mealworms with me? I was like speechless! (Hen on left says) Mine seems to be stuck.... (Hen on right) Has he ever talked or tibitted to you? I really think he likes me! (Hen on left) Yup, it's stuck! (Hen on right) I'm serious, I really like think he likes me! *Later* (Middle hen leaves. The other two just watch.....)

 

[silly4buttons]

If Paula Deen were a chicken:

Hey, you allll' Thanksgiving almost here, let's not eat poultry this year. You allll' I've got some great hoooneey baaaked haaaam recipes.

BUT DON'T YOU DAREEE BUY ANY HAAAM FORM YOU KNOW WHEREEE!!!
I'm still sore over that one!

I just love that hen expression.