What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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Big Black Hen Shoe Shine Service, we'll have your shoes pecked clean in minutes!

 

[NickyKnack]

A non-ending clover field..OH NO…we were Thanksgiving dinner!

Lol!!

 

[peepacheep]

You're one egg short for an omelet? And you want me to do something about that?

 

[NickyKnack]

Hello this is Cluckiy Cluckerson reporting from the BYN.

This just in: "The eat other barnyard animal campaign is off to a good start" According to local poultry activists. Who? You guessed it, look suspiciously like chickens.

They went on to say,"Yes, the eat beef campaign is always popular with the Jewish community's, but lets face it, pigs have always been a breakfast favorite."

One of the activist's key phrases is,"Ham is good, ham is great, but for some, that piggy's slaughter came to late!"

Oh! What's that Marty?

Well, this just in: Turkey ham is a slam!! Sales are though the roof. Deviled eggs seem to be a must! I hate to say it, Marty, this is devastating news for these poultry activists.

It would appear that all progress made in the eat other barnyard animal campaign has come to a grinding halt.

let's cut to these activists. To see what this will have, if any, on their future campaigns....

WELL, it would appear that these activists are now eerily quite.

Back to you Marty Moo. This was Cluckiy Cluckerson, reporting for you, from the BarnYard Network.

 

[cheeka]

a Boredom Breaker... cored apple suspended by a ribbon

 

[cackleberrycam]

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Oh how I love to sing while I bathe!

(Other hen) Shut up!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

What is this dreadful thing? How dare they think this be food for the queen!


Actually, it's not that bad....

 

[dldolan]

Oh! My feet are finally warm!

 

[ovo vegetarian]

what is this?