What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Careful of the corn squeezings the farmer has hidden under the coop.

 

[ovo vegetarian]

i hold ny head up high.

 

[Suzie]

Myrtle....famous for her projectile fart eggs..takes aim and fires in the direction of her arch enemy.....splat!

 

[ovo vegetarian]

wachya looking at?

 

[ovo vegetarian]

woah! davey! how did you get here so fast?!?!

i brought a jeep.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Samantha! We are all in agreement, You have been Voted Off The Island!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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A rare confirmed sighting of the Avian Chameleon, Chamaeleonidae gallus gallus in its Blackcoppermaransimitationistis, color form, trying to convince an innocent coop owner that one of their hens have escaped, so it can enjoy comfortable housing and food over the winter.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Do you think I overdid my neck feather extensions?

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Bertha, just jump! For heavens sake, you're six inches off the ground, you really don't need to fly down.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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I am Grumpy Chicken, and I don't like you, or anything else.