What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

I hope the reason I am up here is you are planning on giving me a hair cut.

 

[sunflour]

wachya looking at?

Stop dancing back there, I'm trying to be serious.

 

[sunflour]

Blue Kote Again?? At least spray it on the right end!

 

[sunflour]

1,2,3,4 x 2 ..yes I have 8 toes too!

 

[NickyKnack]

This is hard for me to say, but we all took a vote. Your voted out of the coop. Things just aren't working out. We know it was you who pooped all night on Betty.

 

[sunflour]

This is hard for me to say, but we all took a vote. Your voted out of the coop. Things just aren't working out. We know it was you who pooped all night on Betty.

 

[NickyKnack]

...

Samantha! We are all in agreement, You have been Voted Off The Island!

Sorry:/ I wrote that when I came across the picture.

I hadn't read though to the end. They just have that look, you know it's not good!

 

[ovo vegetarian]

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Samantha! what did you say?

 

[NickyKnack]

A DINGLE BERRY! I have walked around all day with a DINGLE BERRY! Not one of those self-obsessed, self-absorbed, beak stabbing hens gave me a heads up!

 

[sunflour]

A DINGLE BERRY! I have walked around all day with a DINGLE BERRY! Not one of those self-obsessed, self-absorbed, beak stabbing hens gave me a heads up!

sorry, over ovation quota for the day! This is a riot.