What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Wait? Why am I on the picnic table?

 

[theoldchick]

Stop looking at my wattles.

 

[theoldchick]

My new bustle is a bit wide don't you think?

 

[theoldchick]

I've had chickens for 4 years and they have NEVER made any attempt to be on the patio furniture. This last batch of BO's, I can't keep them off the furniture and it drives my husband CRAZY!!!

It's because they are preening for that metal rooster you've got hidden in the corner.

 

[theoldchick]

I miss the old rooster.
Yeah, but he did crow a lot.

 

[theoldchick]

Every year I buy a pumpkin for the hens and every year it just rots. But this year for the first time, my hens actually showed an interest in carving it. What is Peaches thinking?

Oh my! I'm as round as the pumpkin!

 

[Dee Dee 2]

Quote:Okay, ! All you lazy hens wake up, get out here and scratch me up some breakfast.

 

[Dee Dee 2]

Quote: Where is the little door to get inside to the seeds ?

 

[Dee Dee 2]

Quote: Okay, lets get pretty girls, they will be serving the tea and crumpets soon. (loved the preening for rooster quote)

 

[Dee Dee 2]

Quote: YES ! I am THE original golden girl !