What is this chicken thinking?

[Mountain Peeps]

Listen to me! No thanks! I'd rather stare at the pretty wall

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Don't ruffle his feathers! Too late! Here he comes!

 

[NickyKnack]

Oh boy, these long john's are kind of tight this year. I could only get them halfway up. I hope the chicks don't notice. But then they make me walk kinda funny. Ow! That's a wedgie.

Thank goodness my boys are in not out.

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Who turned off the gravity?

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Oh no, I think I breathed too much helium, I just wanted to make my voice squeaky.

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Teenage fangirls, even us Barred Rock Stars have them.

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Don't move Georgia, there's a Huge spider on your back, and I'm hungry.

 

[TwoCrows]

(rooster is thinking) ....Why aren't these hens off laying eggs? What a bunch of slackers!

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

I wish they wouldn't make me count to 100 when we play Hide and Seek, I keep falling asleep half way through.

 

[TwoCrows]

It ain't easy bein' a rooster. *sigh*