What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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Darn it, my wattles are stuck in my tail feathers again.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Yes, that's Him! That's the rooster that was crowing at five o'clock this morning!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Sing it now, I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say ...

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Darn it girls, you let me sleep in late, I missed my 4:00, 4: 23, 4:38, 5:03, 5:00, 5:21, 5:33, 6:00, 6:18 and 6:30am crows!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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You know, putting that television in the chicken run might not have been such a good idea, now all the girls do is watch soap operas and reality shows and don't pay any attention to me anymore.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Ya, looks like your red spots are growing over on this side too, told you not to eat all those chili peppers.

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

I can't bear to watch. Tell me when it's over.

 

[Malibu99]

Not a chicken, but she wasn't enjoying the snow...what's she thinking?

 

[NickyKnack]

Not a chicken, but she wasn't enjoying the snow...what's she thinking?

I know I'm hot. I've been told I'm hot. But is the pot holder really that necessary? I don't think I'm that hot to handle!!

No, I mean it! PICK ME UP!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Boo-hoo-hoo!