What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

Ooooh Nooooo....I don't like this. I don't like this at ALL! If she gets on me and thinks we are going to walk over that thing, she had better have a good grip cause we are going to be going sideways real quick!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(singing) Oh what a beautiful morning...Oh what a beautiful day! Everything's going my way!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Might as well start shoveling, it's going to be a long time until spring.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Wait! I thought we got to clean the dishes before they went in the dishwasher!!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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It may look like a tarp, but it is probably a portal to the netherworld? one of the La Brea Tar Pits? the abyss in Mount Doom? I don't stand a chance!

 

[threescompany]

Is it spring yet??!

 

[chiklee]

I know I am not crazy . I did see that tarp moving . SEE IT!!!! There it goes did you see it ???? There it goes again.

 

[chiklee]

Look at all the food scraps on the bottom of that dish washer we better get inside before the chickens sees it. LET US IN.

 

[chiklee]

Looks like every one got lost in the snow . that means I have the coop all to myself . YES the perch is all mine.

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Look it's the new rooster on the block he's out walking again . he passes us every day look how he struts around us showing off his stuff . I think he looks good . I don't Herman is better looking than that Well then He's Mine . No he's mine ohh he is so dreamy . Stay away he's mine . No he's mine -- No he's mine.

When I grow up I want to be just like you!

You're a pullet you idiot!