What is this chicken thinking?

[Mountain Peeps]

What are Boy-Boy and Mistral thinking ?

Awww! You shouldn't have!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

The door's shut!

You think that is a problem! Look over there!

 

[Dee Dee 2]

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[NickyKnack]

This is Mango, what's she thinkin?

Why, yes! This is my new hippie vest. What do you think? I'm all about peace, love and eating flowers, man!!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

No I'm not related to dolls

 

[Mountain Peeps]

So we lay eggs, raise the children and starve while broody and you crow and get to sit on laps??

 

[Mountain Peeps]

(rooster is thinking) ....Why aren't these hens off laying eggs? What a bunch of slackers!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Don't worry girls I got you covered. Now where's the way out?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

So you take my eggs away and live in a place like this!? I thought you were desperate! Gosh!

 

[NickyKnack]

Everyone always asks me why I walk around with my chick tucked up under my wing. To which, I always have to answer,"it's not my chick! It's my conjoined twin sister."
And to all other inquires:
"No it's not a tumor, ether!!"