What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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How do you like my new feather vest?

 

[NickyKnack]

Not to be a critic, or anything. but aren't these bells so post to be silver bells? Not purple? Well, I'm just saying... that if like.... you know...you were wanting to be...like, accurate or something??

Oow! Was it something I said? I feel you kicking me that hard, was kinda harsh!!! You big meanie! I was just saying!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Not a chicken, but she wasn't enjoying the snow...what's she thinking?

What part of "I'm a house dog" don't they understand?

 

[Kelsie2290]

And the dumbest rooster yelled "Hey Guys, Watch This!" once too often for Martha.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Sorry Johnny, but they said one of us had to go, and the hens all voted for you.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Thank heavens they put up this fence, all these teenage pullets giggling and squealing all over the place, it's enough to make a grown rooster wish he was back in the bachelor pen.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I still don't think those spots on the door look like a picture of Elvis.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Days like this, I wish I were a penguin.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Another Painter's Tarp? Maybe somebody ought to explain to them I am not that I'm not a Paint Horse.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Whatever would give you the idea that as soon as you turn your back on me I intend to leave out an ear piercing shriek?