What is this chicken thinking?

[nickers]

(Oh this is going to be funny!)

Horse: Ok, beens don't fail me now! FART!!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Why do I have to be a rooster? I hate these wattles!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Oh gosh! Maybe we actually should go talk to Annie for a change...

 

[Kelsie2290]

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I wonder how many times I can "accidentally" bite her in the leg before she catches on.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Darn these wrinkles, I am so overdue for botox and a facelift wattlelift.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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What happens when your Marans rooster goes to the same costume designer that Liberace, Lady Gaga, and Michael Jackson used.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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knit one purl two, knit one purl two, repeat 983579460 thousand times... tomorrow I am making a smaller web.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Don't you know the Grunge Look is the in thing now?

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Why do I keep getting these plain steel shoes, I really wanted some Jimmy Choo's or Louis Vuitton's this time.

 

[TwoCrows]

Yesterday I was biting this leg..now I am eating off of it. Go figure!