What is this chicken thinking?

[Mountain Peeps]

Mirror, Mirror in the ground, can you tell me if I gained a pound?

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

Oh, no, I lost my wedding band.

 

[theoldchick]

In my day hens didn't need a watch to know when to lay an egg.

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

After a Transporter accident, Gertrude became aware of what a pain clones could be.

 

[3goodeggs]

good!

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

Blondes are more fun!

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

Speckled hen: Lilly, I'll give you the name of my chiropractor.

 

[NickyKnack]

Speckled hen:  Lilly, I'll give you the name of my chiropractor.

OMG! THAT'S FUNNY!!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

It's after Thanksgiving, didn't you forget something?

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Who you saying has big feet again?