What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

What are you glaring at us for? It's the dog poop you slipped on, not ours. At least you wear shoes, try stepping in that crap barefooted!! I mean who wants to use their beak to get that stuff off! Red hen: Yeah! What she said! That's why I walk in the food dish, gets it off like a charm!

 

[threescompany]

Please hurry! You've been in by favorite spot for and hour and this egg is about to drop!

 

[threescompany]

Please Hurry! You have been in my favorite spot for an hour and this egg is about to drop!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Yup, you're right, that's not Santa, that is the Grinch Who Stole Christmas, we're going to have something to say about that this year Grinch!

 

[threescompany]

What is this chicken thinking?

Don't be hatin' just cause I have an elegant updo and you don't!

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Why does Mildred put on those earmuffs everytime I try to talk to her?

 

[NickyKnack]

What is this chicken thinking?

(White hen thinking to herself)
I just don't understand it... why am I going bald only around my eyes? I mean, why not under the wings? Who see under the wings anyway? Why around the eyes only....? What if it keeps going up and I loose all my head feathers....? OMG! THEY WOULD CALL ME TURKEY HEAD! I JUST KNOW it!!

 

[TexasChicken12]

 

My PRECIOUS.

 

[theoldchick]

Hey Ma! What you doing down there? Looking for Jasper?

 

[theoldchick]