What is this chicken thinking?

[birdman55]

cant wait for my owner to come home I gunna put plenty of holes in the ground for making me wear this stupid thing...ill show him whats on fire

 

[theoldchick]

 

[birdman55]

man is it windy out...im holding on for cluckin dear life

 

[theoldchick]

 

[birdman55]

peeps come check this thing out....found the log now im just looking for the ants

 

[theoldchick]

 

[birdman55]

hahahahaa....lol that ones funny

 

[birdman55]

that aint cluckin happening

 

[theoldchick]

 

[NickyKnack]

Why, yes she takes requests. She's the only chicken this side of the ocean that can play music off a tennis racket! You should hear her "Silent Night". It's breath taking!