What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

...

Might I request my breakfast cereal warmed up this morning, with a side of scrambled eggs and a sprinkling of mealworms?

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is Santa silkie thinking?

Oops, the beard is supposed to go under my chin, not on top of my head with the hat.

 

[Kelsie2290]

No, I'm not a partridge and this isn't a pear tree, so what?

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what is one bird in the bush worth?

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

Yes, I know where the bodies are buried. The better question is; Who am I digging this hole for?

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

A watched rooster never crows.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

Darn, I really can't walk and crow and flap my wings at the same time.

 

[threescompany]

Sniff, sniff...that scratch is around here somewhere-I can smell it!

 

[theoldchick]

Falalalallalallah....splat! Well, that's what happens when you stand under a chicken in a tree.

 

[theoldchick]

Okay, ma, just add a little dirt and water and in a few days we'll have sprouts!

 

[ChickyChickens]

Okay, ma, just add a little dirt and water and in a few days we'll have sprouts!

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