What is this chicken thinking?

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(Man)
Are you sure you are a parrot? You don't really look like any parrot, I've ever seen.

(Chicken with her toes crossed)
Yes, I'm a parrot. Not all parrots are brightly colored. Look at African Grey's. They're grey hince the name and they are definitely parrots. Just look at this face, I'm unable to tell a lie.
 

Boy, this waddle piercing looked better in the catalog. Who knew it would be in the way all the time. Not to mention that it's cold and heavy. I should have listened to my mother, she tried to warn me. But no! I had to impress that rooster, who dumped me for that hen with the beast implants!
 
What the heck is that thing?!?
On tonight's episode of moments in history. We celebrate that pivotal moment when a young Henny Penny, realized that the sky was indeed falling. As you know, the rest is history! That's all for now, but tune in next week, when we take a closer look, at just why did the chicken cross the road. This was moments in history. Good night!
 

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