What is this chicken thinking?

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Top pic...Hen... Finally we can have some privacy for our wedding. The paparazzi are always following us since we made the Titanic movie.
I am so glad we hired the bodyguard.

Hen in bottom pic... I am the bodyguard for the rich and famous, I am now going to take your camera and destroy all the pictures in it.

Leonardio DeCaparooster .... Come on I NEED the publicity.
 
What is this hen and her chick thinking? And what are the eggs thinking? [COLOR=808080](it's a cast iron doorstop that a friend gave to us this morning)[/COLOR]
(Chick to hen) Momma, can we move yet. (Hen to chick) No, you have to hold still. I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.
 
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Whats this rooster thinking?
...ebay shopping failure #873
 
What is this chicken thinking?
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(What the chick on the far left, is saying to the hen)
Miss, hey miss! Um..I don't know, if you actually know this, but your pantaloons are showing. I mean your dress is sticking right up in the back. Hey, miss? Miss! Did you hear me? Don't you feel a draft?

(Hen thinking to herself)
Maybe if I ignore it, that yellow thing, will go away. Because it's never hear the expression,'talk to the tail.'
 

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