What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

No I didn't get my comb run over by a truck. Why do people always ask me that?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Person: Simon says strut around like a rooster. Rooster: I am a rooster!

 

[prostar]

Human what are you doing?? Human staaaahhp!!!

(Yes I'm evil.)

 

[Ardj]

good morning ya'll ! ! !      have a bee-u-t-full day ! ! !

I'll bet you didn't see THAT coming!!!

 

[Yowza Wowza]

What is Pootie thinking?

 

[Frindizzle]

Quote: Okay. I'm alive. Where's my knife to get out of here?

 

[Cheep N Peep]

(Roo) "Hurry up and swoon, already! Do you now how hard it is not to fall over when you have a leg cramp?"

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

What is Pootie thinking?

Back off.

 

[NickyKnack]

What is the rooster in the background thinking/saying?

Oh yeah! I'm just in time, she's completely in the buff!