What is this chicken thinking?

[Akrnaf2]

got any grapes

Ga ga ga ga ....and then ....ga ga ga ga ...and he arrived.. ....ga ga ga ga..yesterday.....ga ga ga ga .... Finlay he ..... Ga ga ga ga ga ga ..........are you paying attention Donald?.... Ga ga ga ga ga...... The brown duck,AKA Donald, thinking for himself ("HO pleas GOD! HELP!! she can't stop from drilling! She is talking all day long !!")

 

[Akrnaf2]

It's a mole we found in our house

Ku ku!!! I am not a chicken, but I do Push myself through this thread!

 

[Cheep N Peep]

What are they thinking?

Oh, you thought this new patio was for you? No, no, you silly human! It is OURS, just like the entire WORLD! Do you realize there are three chickens for every human worldwide? And it only takes us a day out of the egg to enthrall you... just as we have claimed this patio, a step forwards to our ultimate goal, so we will claim the world! We will dominate this earth, just as our barbarian forefathers did over a million years ago! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (And we will look awesome doing it, too.)

Beautiful biddies.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

Here's my picture...

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[theoldchick]

What are they thinking?

Rowdy Cluck Hen's Club: Where the gals rule the roost.

 

[boks my flock]

No no no no no no PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

 

[Akrnaf2]

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They are like Sitting duck! (Sorry,chickens, chickens!)

 

[NickyKnack]

What are these two thinking....

( Chicken on left) Well, I see he gave you the same type of flowers, that he gave me this morning. That roo isn't an original thinker. (Chicken on right ) Grrr, just wait until I get my beak on him!

 

[NickyKnack]

( Hen on left) How about we neck fight for him. (Hen on right) It's on!

 

[NickyKnack]

Who brown noses around here? Oh wait! That'll be YOU!!! Ha!